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lol spike wuz sittin on da couch n he wuz somkin a cigrete (a/n omg hes so sexxxyyy ^_^) n he wuz thiknin abuot lyfe n stuff. vicious wuz ded n he wuz alive n all wuz gud. n den faye came into teh room n sat beside him on teh couch. she wuz all sad n depresed n it maed spike very very sad.

he cuodlnt stand it ne longer he had to tell her bcuz teh pain wuz killing him inside. omg fay i luv u, he sed pasionitly ive always luved u ive luved u since teh moment i leid eyes on u u are teh woman of mah dreems. oh spike sed faye n teers weld up in her eyes i luv u 2 ive ben waiting so lng 2 heer u say dat. spiek smiled n den he tuk her in his arms and pasionitly kissed teh teers away 4 lng lng tyme.

dey broke apart n stred into each udders eyes 4 a mometn n den dey kissed agin but dis tyme it wuz more deep it wuz tru luv. den dey tuk off each udders clothes n had hawt steemy sex on teh couch while ein watched (a/n hehehehehehehehe arent i so noghty ^_~)

dere wr futstpes cuming into teh room but dey did not notis. wut teh hell r u doin u mediocre dunces sed a voice. it wuz………………………. jet. y r u haevin sex on mah couch dat is gross go smewre else. but spiek n fay ignored him n were getin hot n heavy n he wanted 2 drwn himslef in a bottle of tequila n listen to linkin park (a/n cuz dat is my fvrite band no flaming prepz) so he went n left.

n den all of a suden somone apeerd. it wuz zombie julia. she still had teh pretteh blond hair but she wuz now a zombie rofl rofl. u left me spike sed zombie julia. Y DONT U LUV ME NEMORE. omg u r ded go away sed spike. boo u whore sed faye. spike is mine now gtfo. i am not a wh0re sed zombie julia. i am a zombie n i will eat ur brain raarrrr.

she strted 2 cum ovr 2 faye n eat her brain. omg nooo sed spike. he den fought wit zombie julia shaun of da ded style but nutin was happenin. omg spike shes gonna eat me cried faye. dont worry faye ill save u exclamated spiek.

i haev an idea showted ed sudendly. she went ovr 2 her computr n opnedn her itunes n played sum britney spears owt uf da speakas.

oh baby baby baby how was i supposed to know? that sumtin wasnt riiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhttttt.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH sed zombie julia n she died agin just n tyme n disentigraetd n 2 a million gagillion peaces. faye cried n releef. omg faye sed spike as he luked n 2 her eyes i luv u n i never want 2 loose u agin. i luv u 2 sed faye n den dey had hot steemy sex.

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